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| ITEM: SCP-XXXX | LEVEL 3/XXXX |
| CLASS: euclid | confidential |
Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-XXXX instances are currently uncontained but remain within the confines of Site-225. Sitewide acoustic and motion sensors have been installed inside the walls of Sub-level 2, where instances are known to frequent. Three feeding stations, located in Sublevel-2 East Corridor, Sub-level 1 cafeterium, and the loading dock, are to be re-stocked daily. Supervised recapture attempts may be conducted with Directors Council approval
Archived Containment Procedures 03/22/2025: All Site-225 staff are tasked with, in addition to their existing duties, aiding in the capture of SCP-XXXX instances. Personnel are to attempt to corner or contain instances using any means available and, if successful, are to alert Security or Containment staff as soon as possible.
Archived Containment Procedures 03/14/2025: SCP-XXXX instances are to held within a standard biocontainment chamber pending further investigation.
Symbol drawn by an SCP-XXXX instance.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a group of six small humanoids, 55-70cm in height, with mottled grey-green skin, disproportionately long ears, and sharp teeth.
SCP-XXXX instances are capable of translocation through solid matter, up to an estimated radius of 12m. The mechanism behind this ability is poorly understood; leading hypotheses among Site-225 staff involve brief entry into a non-observable space. The ability appears to trigger in reaction to perceived threats, but is also used recreationly, usually to startle, mock, or otherwise antagonize Site-225 staff before withdrawing.
SCP-XXXX instances display an interest in stealing small personal items. Common targets are ID badges, writing utensils, and eyewear, which are rarely recovered intact. Instances are capable of vocalizations, which consist of rapid chittering and cackling sounds believed to constitute a language. Despite their generally mischievous nature, instances have shown no interest in harming personnel, and no major injuries have been attributed to SCP-XXXX.
Discovery: All six SCP-XXXX instances were first recovered on 03/14/2025 by MTF Rho-25 ("All's Well") conducting a routine sweep within Valley of Fire State Park, Nevada. Instances were transported to Site-225 for containment and evaluation. Six hours after arrival, before any testing or observations could be made, all six instances of SCP-XXXX phased through walls of their containment chamber. After searching for several hours, Site-225's security team failed to locate the instances and declared them lost.
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