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| Published on 16 Jun 2023 15:22 |
| ITEM: SCP-XXXX | LEVEL 2/XXXX |
| CLASS: safe | restricted |
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
As SCP-XXXX occurred prior to the creation of the Foundationwtf is that wording predates the founding creation of the Foundation, containment efforts are focused on the suppression and discrediting of information regarding the event.
Accounts and descriptions of SCP-XXXX available to the public are to be described as fictitious and/or religious writing, rather than historical documents. Archaeological expeditions made to areas where pre-XXXX civilizations are known to have existed are to be closely monitored by Foundation plants for possible arteartifacts connected to these civilizations.
DESCRIPTION
SCP-XXXX iswhat even is it SCP-XXXX is an event that resulted in the neutralization of almost all extant forms of hate that SCP-XXXX refers to an event that caused the complete disappearance of the anomalous what does "the anomalous" even mean?? i'm rushing it
SCP-XXXX refers to an event that occurred around 10,000 BCE. While exact descriptions of SCP-XXXX are unavailable, SCP-XXXX is known to have been a global event that resulted in a sharp decrease in thaumaturgical, ontokinetic, and otherwise anomalous activities. better
SCP-XXXX
As a result of
Accounts of
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Dr. Akabi Hayk groaned and let her head fall to the desk, the thud echoing throughout her empty office. This had been her third attempt to write this document and, like the past two attempts, it had ended in failure. Third time's the charm my ass, she thought to herself as she got up from her chair and started prancing around her office. Maybe, maybe she just needed to work on something else for a bit. Yeah, that sounds like it could work. Akabi sat back down and saved the draft she was working on before closing it. She was sure she had some other anomaly she could work on, a palette cleanser. Ah-hah, there's one.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Apollyon thats so overdone Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's physical manifestation is currently secured in Jackson, Mississpi Mississipi Mis MI and is closely monitored by Foundation agents planted as regular citizens.
SCP-XXXX ill just finish this later. yeah.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the essophysical manifestation of American conservation and republicanismrepublicanism? really? sounds stupid. SCP-XXXX's current physical manifestation is of a middle-aged slightly overweightis that really necessary? white male. SCP-XXXX's most notable physical trait is having the entirety of the King James Bible tattooed on their back.
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SCP-XXXX is capable of
wtf would the beatnik even do
SCP-XXXX is politokinetic thats the worst word ive ever heard capable of influencing the political views of those around it to reflect a more conservative and economically right-leaning view on the world. SCP-XXXX uses this ability to
what the hell am I doing writing about politics? i'm not good enough to make this stick
SCP-XXXX uses its anomalous properties to asdsadjposajnwpas
Alright, that one was a little much for her. I mean, what was she even gonna write about for it? She checked her notes on it:
Contained through the suppression of homosexual/queer behaviours (aka Foundation has to be homophobic), or else threatens to end the world in a nondescript manner.
Akabi let out a little snort. Like hell she could've pulled something like that off. Who did she think she was, the next Director or some shit? She laughed at herself as she deleted the draft.
She opened up the original draft and started at it, letting out a deep sigh. You know what, maybe she just needed a break. Yeah, that sounds like it would work. She put her terminal on sleep mode, grabbed her coat, and left her office.