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Thank you to the following people for critting and for giving me feedback on this:
Limeyy - SCP-5341 - Voice of Liberation
Rowan_Oathsworn
Cyvstvi13 does not match any existing user name - The Unethical Practices of Clown Farming (OR: How I Learned That Clowning About Ranches Puts Naughty Clowns Into The Shredder)
I doubt I forgot any critters, but if you critted this and I forgot you, send me a message berating me for my awful memory and I'll add you onto the list.
This was originally written by me off-site and was supposed to have more parts written by one of my late friends. In her memory, I've decided to revamp it and upload it here. Let's hope she likes it.
how tf do I do css on this