Item #: SCP-1749-J
Object Class: Sick
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1749-J is already over, you just missed it.
Description: SCP-1749-J was an anomalous event that just happened at Site-19. SCP-1749-J was dope as hell you would've loved it.
Okay, so there was a guy, right? And he was like, he was like a new researcher or something, I don't really remember. Anyway, so he's walking down the hallway. The one by the cafeteria. You know the one.
Right, so he's walking down the hallway, and there's this other guy who like. He like.
Uh
He says to the first guy,
What did he say again?
I don't remember.
Well anyway it wasn't that important, but they start fighting, right, and the first guy knocks him out. Everyone's going crazy, and they call the site director. Then they call security too, and
Or wait, was security there first?
Well anyway, when security gets there they realize the anomaly is…
Oh yeah I forgot, there was an anomaly there too. And the anomaly like, it was like um. Fuck. I don't remember but it was so cool.
You know what, just forget about it. You kinda had to be there.