WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4/SCP-34793-J CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/SCP-34793-J AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
Item #: SCP-34793-J
Object Class: Euclid Apollyon
Threat Level: Yellow Black
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-34793-J must be contained in a 23 x 23 cell. Contact with the anomaly should be avoided, although it is not a requirement. After having contact with 34793-J, staff cannot come in contact with it for at least a month after said encounter. The anomaly might take the form of the staff member, although it is unlikely.
In the event of the anomaly escaping containment,1 one of the staff members must play one of the songs Kanye West was involved in the creation of.2 The other staff members must wait close to the cell door for SCP-34793-J to return and shut the cell after leaving ASAP. After the cell has been shut, the staff member playing the song must wait until it is finished before leaving as well. None. SCP-34793-J cannot be recontained. Attempts to recontain the entity are not allowed, as they uniformly result in mass death of personnel.
If you see this anomaly, run. Run for your fucking life.
Description: SCP-34793-J is a metamorphic entity capable of taking upon the appearance of any humanoid it has seen at any point in its past. Notably, SCP-34793-J is also capable of growing in size, usually in direct violation of the Square-Cube Law.
Currently, SCP-34793-J is a black male, very similarly resembling the popular musician “Kanye West”3. Not much information is noted about the anomaly, outside of some of the dangerous capabilities it possesses. SCP-34793-J has been seen to not be relatively hostile unless threatened. Any and all contact with this anomaly must be avoided.
Addendum: There is no chance of surviving. SCP-34793-J will kill us all eventually. Run and hide while you still can.
The cause of SCP-34793-J becoming a XK-Class scenario has been recently identified. The email log has been linked below. SCP-34973-J had saw the email thread, somehow, which led to it losing its previous serenity and breaching containment.
Audio Log Start.
Distant screaming can be heard.
Dr. Bright: The anomaly, it- it’s killing them all! Everyone!
O5-10: Bright, I need you to calm down. Get out of there as soon and as quietly as you can.
Dr. Bright: They’re- they’re- it’s destroying the city! It’s- oh- oh no.
O5-10: What? What happened? Bright?
The sound of the device colliding with the ground could be heard, followed by a more distinct and closer-sounding scream that was cut short with a multitude of cracking sounds.
O5-10: Fuck.
End Log.
Note: I might’ve hated the fucker, but Bright didn’t deserve to go out like that. Nobody did. Not him, not Kondraki, not Simon, none of them. I’m the only one left. I’m only surviving because I’m bunkered down somewhere in the Middle East, far, far away from that fucking thing. Do with this information what you must, and I wish luck to those of you still around. It’s every man for himself now. - Dr. Clef
Note: nvm bright and kondraki deserved it they started this shit - Dr. Clef