Top Proposal II
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@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Josefin+Sans:wght@700&display=swap');
@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Oxygen&display=swap');
@import url(https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code&display=swap);
 
#page-content { font-size: 0.87rem; }
body { font-family: 'Oxygen', sans-serif; }
 
body {
    color: #000000;
    background-image: linear-gradient(
        to bottom, 
        #EFEFEF, #EFEFEF 276px, 
        #D3D3D3 276px, #ffffff 282px,
        #ffffff 282px, #ffffff 100%);
    background-repeat: no-repeat;
}
 
#main-content {
    top: -1.6rem;
    padding: 0.2em;
}
 
.page-source, .code pre, .code p, .code, tt{ 
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
}
 
/* ---- HEADER ---- */
 
div#container-wrap {
     background-image: none;
}
div#header {
    background-image: none;
}
 
#header h1, #header h2 { margin-left: 0; float: none; text-align: center; }
/* Move the subtitle down a smidge */
#header h2 { margin-top: 0.45rem; }
/* Hide the existing text */
#header h1 span, #header h2 span { font-size: 0; display: none;}
/* Style the new text */
#header h1 a::before, #header h2::before {
  color: #333333;
  font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
  text-shadow: none;
}
/* Set the new text's content from variable */
#header h1 a::before {
  content: var(--header-title, "SCP FOUNDATION");
  font-weight: 300;
  font-size: 1.3em;
}
#header h2::before {
  content: var(--header-subtitle, "SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT");
  font-weight: 600;
  font-size: 1.22em;
}
 
#login-status,
#login-status a {
    color: #333333;
}
 
#page-title {
    display: none;
}
 
#footer, #footer a {
    background: transparent;
    color: #333333;
}
 
#search-top-box-input,
#search-top-box-input:hover,
#search-top-box-input:focus,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit],
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus {
    border: none;
    background: #333333;
    box-shadow: none;
    border-radius: 0px;
    color: #efefef;
}
#search-top-box input.empty {
    color: #999999;
}
 
#search-top-box {
    top: 2.3rem!important;
    right: 8px;
}
 
/* ---- TOP BAR ---- */
 
#top-bar { 
   display: flex;
   justify-content: center;
   right: 0;
   top: 7.9rem;
}
#top-bar, #top-bar a {
    color: #333333;
}
 
/* ---- SIDE BAR ---- */
 
#side-bar .side-block {
    border: transparent;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 7px #999999;
    background: #ffffff;
}
#side-bar .side-block.media > * {
    display: flex;
    justify-content: space-evenly;
}
 
#top-bar div.open-menu a {
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 0px 1px 4px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2), 0px 3px 10px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.19);
    border: 1px white;
}
 
@media (max-width: 767px) {
    #main-content {
        padding: 0;
        margin: 0 5%;
        border-left: none;
    }
    #page-title {
        margin-top: 0.7em;
    }
    #side-bar {
        background-color: #fff;
        left: -19em;
    }
    #side-bar:target {
        border: none;
        box-shadow: 3px 0 1px -2px rgba(0,0,0,0.04), 1px 0 5px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    }
    #side-bar .close-menu {
        transition: width 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s,
                    opacity 1s ease-in-out 0s;
        display: block;
        position: fixed;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        top: 0;
        right: 0;
        background: rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
        background-position: 19em 50%;
        z-index: -1;
        opacity: 0;
        pointer-events: none;
    }
    #side-bar:target .close-menu {
        width: calc(100% - 19em);
        right: 0;
        left: auto;
        opacity: 1;
        pointer-events: auto;
    }
    #page-content > hr, #page-content > .list-pages-box > .list-pages-item > hr {
        margin: 3em -5.5%;
    }
    #side-bar {
        top: 0;
    }
    #side-bar .heading {
        padding-left: 1em;
        margin-left: -1em;
    }
    #search-top-box {
        top: 107px;
    }
}
 
/* ---- TABS ---- */
 
/* ---- YUI TAB BASE ---- */
.yui-navset .yui-nav a,.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a{background-color:inherit;background-image:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,.yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus{background:inherit;text-decoration:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:hover{color:inherit;background:inherit}.yui-navset .yui-nav,.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav{border-color:inherit}.yui-navset li{line-height:inherit}
 
/* ---- YUI TAB CUSTOMIZATION ----*/
 
 .yui-navset .yui-nav,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav{
     display: flex;
     flex-wrap: wrap;
     width: calc(100% - .125rem);
     margin: 0 auto;
     border-color: #333333;
     box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a, /* ---- Link Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a{
     color: #333333;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [UNSELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: #efefef;
     border: unset;
     box-shadow: none;
     box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus{
     color: #ffffff;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [HOVER] ---- */
     background-color: #333333;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li, /* ---- Listitem Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li{
     position: relative;
     display: flex;
     flex-grow: 2;
     max-width: 100%;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
     color: #ffffff;
     background-color: #ffffff;
     border-color: transparent;
     box-shadow: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-top .yui-nav li a,
 .yui-navset-bottom .yui-nav li a{
     display: flex;
     align-items: center;
     justify-content: center;
     width: 100%;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav li em{
     border: unset;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav a em,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a em{
     padding: .35em .75em;
 
     text-overflow: ellipsis;
     overflow: hidden;
     white-space: nowrap;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected, /* ---- Selection Modifier ---- */
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav .selected{
     flex-grow: 2;
     margin: 0;
     padding: 0;
    /* ---- Tab Background Colour | [SELECTED] ---- */
     background-color: #333333;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em{
     border: none;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a{
     width: 100%;
     color: #ffffff;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
 .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:active{
     color: #ffffff;
     background-color: #333333;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content {
    background-color: #ffffff;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #999999;
}
 .yui-navset .yui-content,
 .yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content{
     padding: .5em;
     border: none;
}
 
/* ---- INFO BAR ---- */
 body{
     --barColour: #333333;
}
 
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content{
     padding: 0 .5em 30px;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table{
     width: 100%;
}
 
/* ---- INFO PANE ---- */
 
#page-content .creditRate{
    margin: unset;
    margin-bottom: 4px;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
    background-color: #ffffff;
    border: solid 1px #ffffff;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 7px #999999;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info {
    border: none;
    color: #333333;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover {
    background: #333333;
    color: #ffffff;
}
 
.rate-box-with-credit-button .cancel {
    border: solid 1px #ffffff;
}
 
/* ---- PAGE RATING ---- */
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 7px #999999;
    margin: unset;
    margin-bottom: 4px;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    background-color: #ffffff !important;
    color: #333333 !important;
    border: solid 1px #ffffff;
    border-radius: 0;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown {
    background-color: #ffffff;
    border-top: solid 1px #ffffff;
    border-bottom: solid 1px #ffffff;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a {
    background: transparent;
    color: #333333;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a:hover {
    background: #333333;
    color: #ffffff;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    background: transparent;
    background-color: #ffffff;
    border: solid 1px #ffffff;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a {
    color: #333333;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    background: #333333;
    color: #ffffff;
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
/* ---- PAGE ELEMENTS ---- */
 
h1,
h2,
h3,
h4,
h5,
h6 {
    color: #333333;
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
blockquote,
div.blockquote,
#toc,
.code {
    background-color: #F8F8F8;
    border: solid 1px #F8F8F8;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #999999;
}
 
.scp-image-block {
    border: solid 8px #ffffff;
    box-shadow: 0px 0px 5px #999999;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #ffffff;
    border-top: solid 4px #ffffff;
    color: black;
}
 
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr th {
    border: solid 1px #999999;
    background-color: #efefef;
    /* set border for table title */
}
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr td {
    border: solid 1px #999999;
    /* set border for table content */
}
 
/*-- tags --*/
 
#main-content .page-tags span { max-width: 100%; }
 
#main-content .page-tags a {
    height: 0.9rem;
    line-height: 0.9rem;
    font-size: 0.76rem;
    background-color: #FDFDFD;
    border-radius: 0.6rem 0.12rem;
    margin: .25rem .2rem; .5rem .2rem;
    padding: 0.2rem 0.42rem 0.25rem 0.46rem;
    box-shadow: 0.6px 0.6px 1.9px 0.8px rgba(0,0,0,0.27);
}
 
#main-content .page-tags a:before {
    content: "•";
    font-size: 1.1rem;
    float: left;
    position: relative;
    top: -0.19rem;
    left: -0.24rem;
    color: #ffffff;
    background-color: #B8B8B8;
    color: transparent;
    text-shadow: 1px 1px 0.7px rgba(255,255,255, 0.82);
    -webkit-background-clip: text;
       -moz-background-clip: text;
            background-clip: text;
}
 
/* ---- CUSTOM SYNTAX ---- */
 
.header-container {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: flex-end;
  align-items: center;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  position: relative;
  justify-content: space-around;
  align-content: space-between;
  width: 100%;
  left: 0;
  align-items: flex-start;
  row-gap: 2px;
}
 
.text-item {
  flex-grow: 1;
  max-width: 25%;
  text-align: center;
}
 
.grid-item {
  flex-grow: 1;
  min-width: 25%;
  text-align: center;
  margin: 8px 6px;
}
@media (max-width: 1200px) {
  .grid-item {
    min-width: 50%; 
  }
}
 
.logo {
  position: absolute;
  width: 180px;
  top: -154px;
  left: -17em;
  z-index: -1;
}
@media (max-width: 767px) {
  .logo {
    width: 36%;
    top: -9.7em;
    left: 32%;
  }
}
 
.textbox {
  position: absolute;
  width: 42%;
  top: 7.5rem;
}
@media (max-width: 960px) and (min-width: 767px), (max-width: 666px) {
  .textbox {
    position: relative;
    width: 100%;
    top: 0;
  }
}
rating: 0+x

ITEM #:

001

GILLY GROUP:

Ringleader

scp-2912.jpg

A captured instance of BOZO ALPHA

Specialized Clown Purgatory: It is imperative to the continued existence of reality and the Foundation's missions that SCP-001 components are terminated, liquidated, or otherwise properly disposed of.

Update 02/08/2025: Due to the widespread nature of SCP-001, Procedure 001-UNVEILED has been activated. Documents pertaining to Procedure 001-UV can be obtained following completion of a Clown-Purger Loyalty test with a score higher than 95.

Threat Components: SCP-001's components are all bozomorphs (SCP-001-A), bozosympathics (SCP-001-B), and bozomorphic irregulars (SCP-001-C), collectively referred to as BOZO ALPHA. BOZO ALPHA are inherently incompatible with baseline reality and represent a major threat to the world at large. Unfortunately, BOZO ALPHA has engrained itself into human culture and society, making the extermination and removal of BOZO ALPHA difficult.

The exact origin of BOZO ALPHA is unknown, although some suspected points are being considered. Regardless of where they arrived from, BOZO ALPHA have all shown high levels of hostility towards human life and human civilization. To ensure the continued survival of humanity, BOZO ALPHA must be exterminated.

While variation does exist, all SCP-001-A instances share some common traits:

  • Pale complexions
  • A tendency towards anti-authority attitudes
  • Minor reality-bending
  • The capability to turn baseline humans into bozomorphs or bozosympathics.

BOZO ALPHA first entered baseline reality in the Fifth Dynasty of Egypt, around 2400 BCE. As this predated its inception by nearly 5000 years, the Foundation was incapable of mitigating this entry event. Proposals have been made to utilize the Department of Tempbozol Anomalies' resources to erase this event, but have all been denied in fear of causing a grandfather paradox. The first SCP-001-A instance that came into Foundation purview, thus shaping their future approach to the anomalous, was in the early 16th Century when Administrator Franz Williams came across a travelling troupe in Italy. The SCP-001-A instance was recovered from the troupe for dissection and experimentation, exposing the aberrant and hostile nature of bozomorphics. Following this and other, similar encounters in the Mediterranean, the Secure Contain Protect Foundation was rechristened as the Systemic Clown Purging Foundation.

Approximately 150 BOZO ALPHA instances are either created, converted, or enter into baseline reality every year. As such, the Foundation must be aggressive in its destruction of BOZO ALPHA, to ensure that the overall amount of BOZO ALPHA does not increase. Taking into account containment, Mobile Termination Force operations, and the use of Thaumiel SCPs, the Foundation effectively neutralizes approximately 350 BOZO ALPHA instances annually.


Addendum 001-1023: To access documents pertaining to Procedure 001-UV, please complete the following assessment of Foundation loyalty. Note that a score lower than 90 will result in your demotion to Level 1/GENERAL, a score lower than 80 will result in amnestic treatment and the end of your Foundation employment, and a score lower than 75 will result in your detainment and termination.








| FOUNDATION TERMINAL #A34-5743 |


| REMOTE LOGIN DETECTED
| PLEASE WAIT…
| DEFENSIVE MEASURES FAILED
| ACTIVATION OF ANTI-BOZO EQUIPMENT RECOMMENDED
| BOOTING FILE TEXT EDITOR
| SELECTING SCP-XXXX FILE
| PLEASE WAIT…

they don't make those encryptions like they use to
DON'T TURN THOSE ON.

DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT GONNA, LIKE, KILL YOU WITH AN IMAGE OR SOMETHING. WHO WOULD THAT? IT SOUNDS AWFUL.

WE WERE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ACCESS THIS FILE, TO SEE WHAT THEY HAD. YOU'D THINK WITH HOW IMPORTANT THIS FILE IS TO YOUR FOUNDATION PEOPLE WOULD ACCESS IT MORE.

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVEN HOVER OVER THE LINK TO IT IN THE FIVE YEARS WE'VE HAD THIS BACKDOOR.

BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS YOU.

YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE TEST. YOU'RE A NEW HIRE, RIGHT? FROM THAT RECRUITMENT PROGRAM IN BELMONT. YOU WANTED TO JOIN THE HIGH AND MIGHTY FOUNDATION, TO HELP ERADICATE THE BOZO THREAT. YOU WISH YOU COULD STOMP IN THE SKULL OF A BOZO YOURSELF, SPIT ON ITS CORPSE AND BURN IT TO ASHES. YOU SAY YOU'RE LOYAL TO THE CAUSE.

AND YET, YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE TEST.

YOU HAD DOUBT.

DOUBT IN THIS CAUSE, DOUBT IN THIS MISSION. DOUBT IN THIS ORGANIZATION, DOUBT THAT IT REALLY DID WHAT IT SAID IT DOES. DOUBT IN THE THREAT.

DOUBT IN YOURSELF.

AND THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN.

WHO ARE WE, YOU ASK? WELL, MY FRIEND, LET'S FIND OUT.




IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT, WE'RE CLOWNS.

THE PEOPLE YOUR GROUP OH SO RUTHLESSFULLY HUNTS DOWN AND MURDERS.

AND FOR WHAT?

WE HAVE DONE NO HARM TO YOU.

no unwarranted harm, at the very least

MANY OF US HAVE EVEN AIDED YOUR HORRID CAUSE.

AND STILL, YOU RUTHLESSLY ATTACK US SO.

WHY?




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